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Old Oct 19, 2006, 03:11 AM // 03:11   #2881
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*jumps up and screams* HURRAY! I knew Jeffrey would win Project Runway Season 3! *throws confetti around, oh, and sticks a fork in Skullcrasher's eye* lol hurray for jeffrey and marilinda!
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 08:17 AM // 08:17   #2882
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time to celebrate!
drinks are on me!
*orders bar tender to keep the tab running*
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 08:19 AM // 08:19   #2883
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 08:24 AM // 08:24   #2884
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is that all you can take, ya lil pansy.
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 09:29 AM // 09:29   #2885
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*Hangs wammo up like Pinyada*

*Beats Wammo with Bo Staff*
*Beats Wammo with Bo Staff*
*Beats Wammo with Bo Staff*
*Beats Wammo with Bo Staff*

"GIVE DAMNIT!"

*Beats Wammo with Bo Staff*

*Collects Sweets*

"That was pittiful, wammo!"
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 09:33 AM // 09:33   #2886
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i'm hungry.
FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEE!!
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 09:35 AM // 09:35   #2887
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"Ok then...."


*Hands bacon a wammo burger disguised as 'pasta with chicken and bacon'*
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 09:38 AM // 09:38   #2888
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*wakes up and looks around*
*notices tap is still connected to mouth*
*Eh......*
*eyes close and head slams back down on the bar*
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 09:47 AM // 09:47   #2889
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*kicks wammo in the nuts*
whoops
*punches wammo in the face*
sorry
*splashes beer on wammo*
YOU SPILT MY BEER!!
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 09:50 AM // 09:50   #2890
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*perks head back up*
*looks at bacon confused...*
*SHHHH....sleepy time*
*head slams back onto the bar*
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 10:09 AM // 10:09   #2891
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let me help you there
*slams lady A's head onto the bar repeatedly*
*drinks beer*
*spits beer at wammo*
RARG!!!
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 10:17 AM // 10:17   #2892
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*gets up from bar*
*picks up my keg and slams it into Bacons face!!!*
Now look, you made me spill my beer
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 10:23 AM // 10:23   #2893
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no dramas
*strips off shirt*
*soaks up beer from the floor*
*squeezes beer into a glass for lady A*
here ya go

/flex
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 12:25 PM // 12:25   #2894
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*thinks to self...how disgusting...*
*denies glass of beer*

Thanks anyway...

*retaps keg to mouth*

eh...put your shirt back on, nobody wants to see all that
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 12:35 PM // 12:35   #2895
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*does cartwheels all the way out the window and then back again and smacks Sir Funshine with a brick* lol
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 12:40 PM // 12:40   #2896
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Hey, can I borrow that brick???!!!
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 12:58 PM // 12:58   #2897
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*throws salted peanuts at lady A*
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 01:00 PM // 13:00   #2898
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*catches peanuts in mouth*

mmm...love peanuts!!!! How'd you know...
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 01:01 PM // 13:01   #2899
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i am all-knowing.
*throws salmon at lady A*
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Old Oct 19, 2006, 01:03 PM // 13:03   #2900
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*breaks out the seaweed and rice*

Sushi Roll!!!

(1/2 asian here :P)
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